Some people say asses are for sitting. Holed says asses are for being brutally destroyed and filled to the hilt with massive dicks. They pit the hottest pornstars in the business against seemingly some of the biggest cocks on the planet, and let them go at it until somebody can’t take the ecstasy anymore. If you want my opinion, check out the full review below
Quality of Content
There’s no uncertainty about Holed’s audience or their specialty. Select any video and you’ll find teen girls bent over and taking it up the ass with a giant smile on their face. Teens and anal are the only things on the menu, but if you ask the chef nicely, he will occasionally serve up a side of MILF action. Cory Chase and Phoenix Marie join the likes of Kenzie Reeves for some of the hottest ass-play this side of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda music video. And to top it all off, the guys never pull out, so if you want anal cream-pie for dessert, you’re more than likely to get it. Rinse and repeat for 169 videos, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a porn site. It’s also handy to note every scene is available to download in stunning 4K Ultra HD quality. Personally? I downloaded the entire collection straight off the bat. My local storage won’t be thanking me any time soon, but (and it’s a big but), in my opinion, that’s the only way to view these ludicrously sexy anal masterpieces.
Ease of Use
If you feel like getting comfortable and settling down with the Holed online library in bed, I’m happy to say the website works a treat on mobile devices. So light a couple of candles, top up your hand lotion, because Holed is more than capable of going portable. If you prefer desktop browsing, all the classic basic search functions and categories are readily available, as is the charmingly perverted rating system. Like a scene, give it a squirting dick thumbs-up. Unimpressed? Throw the video a sad-faced cock. It’s quite unique, and really encourages you to become a part of the Holed community.
I’ll be honest with you, dear reader, I’ve been trying to fit the phrase “you’ve got the Holed wide world in your hands” into the review from the moment I sat down to type… but it’s a bit of a stretch… a big stretch… it simply won’t fit in.
I’m sorry – I’ll stop.
If you want some reprieve from the bad puns, head over to Holed and take a gander at everything they have to offer. The content is top-notch, the models are crazy sexy, and I haven’t been able to get enough of their service since my membership began. Talk about a “Holed” in one!